Sorry so sorry

First of all apologies for not blogging sooner.. She has been decorating and has no regard for how the smell of paint affects me and Wilf.. To be honest I think he suffers worse than me as I run when she has the hairdryer on.. He when the deodorant comes out!!!
So we now have a clean hall and landing except that I did a sneaky pee just by the door. She wasn't happy and to my disgust didn't blame Wilf, he gets the blame for everything usually so when did that change??
The lounge is a work still in progress but the telly has been disconnected.. So no Apprentice (please don't tell me who was fired.. I will catch up!!), also I am missing Glee and the Dog Whisperer!!
I can do a film review though!! Water For Elephants.. There is a great Jack Russell in it as well as lions, tigers, hyenas, a baby giraffe.. The star of the show is Rosie the elephant but to be honest I would score it at 2.5! Robert Pattison and Reece Witherspoon star but it was a bit longwinded and Wilf fell asleep! We kept looking to see if he had his vampire teeth in and preferred her in Legally Blonde.. Her dog in that film was HOT!! (or so Wilf said!!).
We are loving Merlin Cinema Falmouth though, we can order food and wine whilst watching the film and they have sofas to snuggle on (no that we do...).






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Quiet weekend

Well !! The walk situation isn't the best! A trot round the boating lake yesterday.. Because She wanted to go shopping.. Didn't she know the Rapture was going to take place and she wouldn't need any more shopping!!
As it happened me and Wilf were there waiting.. Six o'clock is also our dinnertime.. Nothing.. What a disappointment!! No food or apocalypse!!
Today She went out early.. Left us to be looked after by L . We are there crossing our legs and he comes in and doesn't bother to open our dog flap and starts playing PS3!! And we get in trouble when there are puddles!!
L had to walk us today but he at least gave us a run.. I think we are wing men for him to attract girls.. He pimps us!! Trouble is I only attract old ladies but Wilf has appeal and all the cute 17 year olds stop and admire him.. Pity they don't know how thick he is!!
She has a week off now so I am expecting some decent exercise.. May be even a trip out somewhere.. Helston gets soo boring sometimes.. Although apparently she's painting which means us being shouted at to stay out of wherever she is.
Deep joy..



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The Apprentice - update

Vincent should have gone.. I know Gavin was weak but I would like to bite Vincent.. He is the sort that should be selling dusters and knocking doors.. And I wouldn't let him across my doorstep!! Grrrr!!



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The Apprentice week 3

She is making us watch the Apprentice!! I wanted to watch The Dog Whisperer as I love to gloat.. It must be like humans watching Jeremy Kyle except there is no DNA test at the end of it!!
Wilf can't sit still and watch it.. I know his head is just full of stuff like gravy bones and chasing rabbits.. He has no concept of the tasks that the teams have to complete not like me.. I would make a great project leader!!



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Disgusted of Helston!!

Well!! Standards are slipping here big style!! Me and Wilf will be putting in a transfer to go back to Penzance at this rate!
For the second day running it was one lap of the boating lake, it wasn't raining, there was no excuse!! No off the lead - nothing !!
I hate the boating lake.. All those bloody ducks!! What do ducks do? Nothing!! Do they guard anything? Protect anything? No!! And everyone is there cooing over the ducklings and goslings that are there at the moment! No fuss for us when they are about!!
I am going to make a diary and if the standard of walks does not improve in the next ten days I will be complaining.. Perhaps even working to rule...
Wilf will be instructed to stop barking at the dustmen and the postman and I will not be doing sentry duty at the window!!



Union meeting convened to discuss deterioration of walking conditions in the household over the last 2 weeks.



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Monday 16th May... Miracles do happen!!

First of all.. Guess what - L has cleaned his room.. we had run out of cups and dishes, She came home and he was cleaning his room. Me and Wilf are a bit upset to be honest - we like the hamster smell and food scraps but She doesn't!!!


Wilf was naughty again last night - barking in the middle of the night - it's not because he's disturbed but because if he barks eventually she will come down and tell us off.. then as soon as the door is opened we RUN!! She can't catch us and we get to spend the rest of the night upstairs..it's too dangerous to go in her room but we can still bunk up with L - She's too tired to bother but boy does she get grumpy the next day!


I thought I would do a film review today - we saw Something Borrowed.. personally I would give it 3/5, there weren't enough dogs in it for my liking and the story was very predictable.. now tell me - if you stole your best friend's fiance  do you think it would all work out OK, well it does in Hollywood - so a bit predictable but OK to while away a few hours - especially if you see it at Falmouth  where they serve beer and nachos!!


Currently I am watching Eastenders... someone has to!

Awaiting Lady GaGa

Currently watching BBC3 awaiting Lady GaGa's appearance.. Loving Fearne Cotton's furry hat with ears.. Every time is see it I bark at the TV - sure it would run if I chased it!!



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